This
is it!
The Perfect Answer! Operation Child Control!
Santa's Lump of Coal® *
Send it Anonymously or personalize it *
*Enclose a note with Shipment orders!
See what a friend of mine got when
he/she was your age and was naughty & not nice
For that Practical
Jokester, or that Just Down Right Mean Person In Your Life!
The perfect year round
reminder for children of all ages!
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Retailers! If you think that
you would like to share in the fun and excitement of
Santa's Lumps of Coal®* in your store this Christmas Season! Just send me an E-mail to
coal@santasphonecalls.com or go to our links on this page for Lumps of Coal Retail®*
Outlets above and fill out the form and we will have one of Santa's Elf's or Elfin's from
Santa's Sales Team contact you and or your Purchasing agents. If you just can't wait for
that Process to take place you may call Santa's Chief Elf Merritt at 314-401-5419 or
his Assistant Merritt IV at 314-401-7765.
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Now
available in four separate and unique ways!
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Santas Lumps of Coal ®* in a clear bag Mixed Bow Colors
$6.95
plus shipping
Or
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Santas Lumps of Coal®* Naughty & Not Nice Miniature Stocking Stuffer
Santa Bag
$8.95
plus shipping
Or
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A Beautiful Crushed Velvet Santa
Boot loaded with Elfin glitter and Santa's Lumps of Coal ®* which hangs anywhere!
Fireplaces Christmas Trees etcetera. Available in mixed colors.
$14.95
plus shipping
Or
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Choose our Collector Series, individually boxed, ready
to give, each with it's own unique serial number
$24.95
plus shipping
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Personalize
your Lump of Coal® *
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Collector Series Santa's Lump of Coal®* , Send a Lasting
Personalized Message. Only $4.45 extra! Just imprint their name &
date on it or send that Message you have
always wanted to say, and never could.)
Personalized or send it
anonymously! |
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